Well You are into a college now so you must be wondering how is your College life is going to be like in the following four years , Being an I.P.U engineering final year student I would like to share with you guys about my experience of my first years.
First Year
Well you start off first day at the college, you get to see new faces at college new experiences new faces scared you , thinking you may be ragged by your seniors (just because you heard about it from a door ka cousin the way they treat you at college on first day is not that happening).
well you may get yourself into trouble if you don't treat everybody the right way . So try to be calm for the first few days .
you will make new friends and some of them are going to be with you till the final year. Try observing everyone at first then make your move. After sometime when you have enough of friends you will eventually start bunking the classes with them (* In the morning you'll get a call from them abusing you "abey kahan mara raha hai bey kabse tera wait kar raha hun yahan Rajeev Chowk pe ") and then the FIRST SESSIONAL exams .Your faculty teachers are going to frighten you with what they call a detention list they have prepared and they will call the parents of the students whose name are there in the list.
Horrifying isn't it some of you will ask your seniors is it true or not is your American bunking dream gonna end?? and as usual they will boast about how their attendance was minimum of all and still they managed by so called JUGAADS .If the senior you know is a studious chap then god bless you as you are going to get the worst advice of the lifetime
"why did you do this , ours is a reputed college now ,you will be detained and wont be allowed to sit in the sessionals bro, now you are gone teri toh back lagegi ab may be Y.B(year back) "
well relax a bit even if your attendance is not that much you will be warned this time , and may be you parents might be called for sure .
Advice try not to fill your parents contact numbers in the registration forms and the other places .
Then time passes by and you are going to swear to yourself that you are not going to repeat the same thing the next time and guess what You end up doing the same sh*t again .
Congratulations buddy,same set of things are going to happen again to you next time also and Finally End Term exams.
On a chilly winter morning you''ll be expected to be at the examination center the pain of getting up from the bed and that too on a morning which is whispering your sleep please don.t leave me alone sweet heart , let's not get apart , we are meant to be together forever .But then you have to go , you enter the hall and with your hands shivering you fill the details in the sheet , meanwhile a teacher in his 40's arrives near you and says,"Beta ye toh black pen se bubble fill karna tha " and you are like now you have to go through all that monotonous task of filling the bubbles again, then you take the question paper in your hands and then you realize that of all the answers that you have mugged up from bhavya/ akash none have been asked in the paper ,
then you ask the examiner around hundred times sir ,"how much time is left".and every time he answers "Beta jab time khatm ho jayega toh bata denge aapko" .if you are lucky enough there will be a good female teacher in the exam hall , and some how you will be able to pass your time (just kiddding). there will be so called people from flying as they call the ones who are sent by University to catch people cheating in the exams . They will catch one or two unlucky ones and then trouble them for an hour by saying "Beta tera to unfair means ka case banaunga main". then time will pass by normal people will be celebrating Christmas, new year 31st and you will be going through END TERMS.
So basically yeah, hello and welcome to I.P.U forget new year, Christmas for the next few years bro, then exams end , and all you will do in the beginning of the next semester is "Ab naya sem hai abse theek se padhunga aur achhe marks launga " but then "Thats all folks bro"
First Year
Well you start off first day at the college, you get to see new faces at college new experiences new faces scared you , thinking you may be ragged by your seniors (just because you heard about it from a door ka cousin the way they treat you at college on first day is not that happening).
well you may get yourself into trouble if you don't treat everybody the right way . So try to be calm for the first few days .
you will make new friends and some of them are going to be with you till the final year. Try observing everyone at first then make your move. After sometime when you have enough of friends you will eventually start bunking the classes with them (* In the morning you'll get a call from them abusing you "abey kahan mara raha hai bey kabse tera wait kar raha hun yahan Rajeev Chowk pe ") and then the FIRST SESSIONAL exams .Your faculty teachers are going to frighten you with what they call a detention list they have prepared and they will call the parents of the students whose name are there in the list.
Horrifying isn't it some of you will ask your seniors is it true or not is your American bunking dream gonna end?? and as usual they will boast about how their attendance was minimum of all and still they managed by so called JUGAADS .If the senior you know is a studious chap then god bless you as you are going to get the worst advice of the lifetime
"why did you do this , ours is a reputed college now ,you will be detained and wont be allowed to sit in the sessionals bro, now you are gone teri toh back lagegi ab may be Y.B(year back) "
well relax a bit even if your attendance is not that much you will be warned this time , and may be you parents might be called for sure .
Advice try not to fill your parents contact numbers in the registration forms and the other places .
Then time passes by and you are going to swear to yourself that you are not going to repeat the same thing the next time and guess what You end up doing the same sh*t again .
Congratulations buddy,same set of things are going to happen again to you next time also and Finally End Term exams.
On a chilly winter morning you''ll be expected to be at the examination center the pain of getting up from the bed and that too on a morning which is whispering your sleep please don.t leave me alone sweet heart , let's not get apart , we are meant to be together forever .But then you have to go , you enter the hall and with your hands shivering you fill the details in the sheet , meanwhile a teacher in his 40's arrives near you and says,"Beta ye toh black pen se bubble fill karna tha " and you are like now you have to go through all that monotonous task of filling the bubbles again, then you take the question paper in your hands and then you realize that of all the answers that you have mugged up from bhavya/ akash none have been asked in the paper ,
then you ask the examiner around hundred times sir ,"how much time is left".and every time he answers "Beta jab time khatm ho jayega toh bata denge aapko" .if you are lucky enough there will be a good female teacher in the exam hall , and some how you will be able to pass your time (just kiddding). there will be so called people from flying as they call the ones who are sent by University to catch people cheating in the exams . They will catch one or two unlucky ones and then trouble them for an hour by saying "Beta tera to unfair means ka case banaunga main". then time will pass by normal people will be celebrating Christmas, new year 31st and you will be going through END TERMS.
So basically yeah, hello and welcome to I.P.U forget new year, Christmas for the next few years bro, then exams end , and all you will do in the beginning of the next semester is "Ab naya sem hai abse theek se padhunga aur achhe marks launga " but then "Thats all folks bro"
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